That's 99 minutes I'll never get back." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta tinkle." Lincoln: "Aha! Then you’ll love." "."Unicorn Universty"!" Lincoln and I: ""Frankie the Friendly Fairy"?" Me: "Oh yeah?" "Do you know the proper serving temperature for Earl Grey?" Me: "Hey, Lola, I've got the perfect book for you! It'll answer all of your burning questions about tea party etiquette." Lola: "Do they ever solve the mystery of who gave them those hideous haircuts?" Lincoln: "Hey, Lola! I know you don't want to read about Ace Savvy, but this time I have something that's perfect for you: the Bossy Twins!" "They're first graders just like you and Lana, and they solve mysteries!" We need to find ones that are right for her." Lincoln: "We were going about this all wrong! Of course Lola's not interested in any of our books. Lola: "Ugh! Stop!" "For the last time, I am not interested in reading any of your books!" Lincoln: "Well, how about volume one of the greatest crime-fighting duo of all time? He's an undercover hero with an ace up his sleeve." "His sidekick is-" I prefer Prince Charming to Prince Alarming." She's a misunderstood girl from the wrong side of the cemetery." Lucy: "Hey, Lola." "Wanna check out volume one of the greatest romance of all time? He's a dark, brooding vampire. Lola: "Why? That's what I pay you for." "Eight crickets, as agreed." "Ugh." Lana: "All fixed! It is amazing what you can learn from these auto repair books. I’ve seen better adventures from talking rocks. Me: Ah, nothing like reading about talking trains and their day to day lives. Luan: "This book is a hoot! I'm gonna have to get some ice for my knees, I've been slapping them so hard! Care to read one?" But when you've made those pancakes, give me a holler.
Lynn Sr.: "Whoa! You can make pancakes with just eggs and a banana? Boy, I tell ya, these cookbooks are a nonstop thrill ride. That makes more sense." "Just in case, keep your chains handy." So we need to help her see that it's not." You heard Lola she just thinks that reading is boring. Lincoln: "Wait! Maybe there's an easier way. Rita: "Honey, there's pizza at stake here!" Lana just has to pretend she has a split personality." We chain her up in the attic and tell the librarian she never existed. Lincoln: I’m not so sure, that’ll work, Nolan.
Me: I think we should ask her what’s going on. Luna: "Dudes, Lola's gonna blow our pizza party! What are we gonna do?" Lola: "Well, tough tiaras, 'cause I'm not gonna do it!" And we can't win the pizza party unless everyone in the family reads at least one book." Me: No offense, Lola, but I'm not sure those count as something to read."
Lincoln: "What did you get from the library, Lola?" "Stickers? Librarian Wetta: "Emilio, I'm gonna need backup." Librarian Wetta: "Hmm.I swear I've seen you somewhere before." Loud Family minus Lola and me: "The library! The library! The library!" My overdue fines!"Įveryone except Lola: " Spunk E. Lynn Sr.: "Well, hot dog, kids! We've got some reading to do!" Lincoln: "Yeah! All to ourselves! We just have to read as many books as we can as a family." Sisters, parents and me: "YOU MEAN ALL OF IT?!" Pigeon's Pizza Palooza Paradise! You'll lose your mind!" and Fish: "♫Give you the world, girl♫"Īnnouncer: "Spunk E. Pigeon's Pizza Palooza Paradise! Starring your favorite video games! Your favorite toppings! And your favorite hits!" Lincoln: "Guys, you're not gonna believe this! The library's having a contest. (It starts with Me, and the Loud Family, except for Lincoln doing our own things in the living room, when Lincoln bursts in the door)